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“This is BULLSHIT” – enthusiastic manure salesman

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Just checked FaceBook.. Apparently there are only 4 more days till the weekend.. I’ll keep you posted if anything changes guys

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Told my dealer I wanted a shitload of Coke but autocorrect changed it to shipload now I owe a Columbian cartel 18 million dollars

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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching my license plate before I ran down all the people I hate

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A drinking game where you do a shot every time you are prompted to update Adobe

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Maybe she’s born with zits, maybe it’s methamphetamine