My grandma got this digital frame that all the family can remotely upload pics. I’m thinking of flooding it with John Wick pictures.
Dental office: fill out this giant package of paper & get in line.
Me: I’m paying cash.
Dental office: *unhooks red rope* right this way ma’am, would you like some champagne?
Going to a strangers baby shower 45 minutes away, this baby better make an appearance for all that effort.
Seems legit
My mom put shredded carrots in our Jello, so don’t tell me about your rough childhood.