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The networks need to change the phrase “Breaking News” to “Now What?”

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Searching for stuff on the internet when you’re drunk is called Beer Googles.

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If Minnie Driver married Bradley Cooper her name would be oh god I can’t even finish this one

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“Careful, there’s poop on the dance floor.” – how ballet was invented.

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“Stop pointing at my daughter!” – Kanye West yells at a compass.