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If you think it hurts to lose a boyfriend/girlfriend, you’ve clearly never lost close to 500 GB’s worth of data on your hard drive.

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Dad- I want you to have everything in this world that your heart desires.
*Can I have oreos?*
[NO]

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Adulthood is like looking both sides before crossing the street and them getting hit by an airplane.

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Parents: Your room is a mess.

Me: You really need to see my life.

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Cop: Lemme see your papers
Me: Okay
Cop: These are rolling papers
Me: Would you look at that
Cop: Sir are you high?
Me: What are you, a cop?

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Hahaha this stupid baby on the bus thinks they can cry louder than me