@ImLeslieChow

“I wasn’t that drunk!” “Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story.”

@ImLeslieChow

When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I don’t think it’s cute. I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date.

@ImLeslieChow

I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig. Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep.

@ImLeslieChow

Kidnapping is such a strong word. I prefer the term, “surprise adoption”.