Graduating from law school and immediately googling what can you do with a law degree
It’s so dumb to be on this app, why do I have a diary where people can yell at me
I realize climate change may be a problem but it doesn’t have retail employees I can record myself yelling at so what do you want from me
Regrettably, we are forced to raise the price of our products and services due to the reason that we want to
They made everything too expensive I have no choice but to become a rich celeb now
Before you criticize my scam how about you give me a chance to lie to you about it
if i was a character in a horror movie and something supernatural was happening i wouldn’t be scared because that stuff isn’t real
(saying something slightly ambiguous on the internet) ah i could’ve phrased that better but i’ll probably get the benefit of the doubt from thousands of strangers who only come here to get pissed off
(asking for a raise at work) please, my landlord needs this
me: so this is twitter, and these are all the people who follow me
dad: and they like you?
me: haha oh goodness no
the male barbie should’ve been named barbo
the abolition of the 140 character limit and the advent of threads are responsible for the current state of this website. turned what was mostly cute little quips into constant insufferable bloviating posts like this one
if you jumped out of a plane would you rather have a parachute or the knowledge of how to make a parachute? most people would say parachute. and that’s why most people never start a successful business
an article: “young people”
me (hasn’t been young in a very long time): ah they mean me
“Rethink this?” buddy I didn’t even think this the first time