Arguing about whether to hang toilet paper “over” or “under” is two sides of the same coin, and keeps you in the frame defined for you by capitalism. Wake up and realize that the true working class move is letting it sit on the counter and never hanging it at all
I got a letter from a bill collector saying this is the last time they will attempt to contact me, so this problem really solved itself
It’s bullshit that retirement homes have a minimum age. Being old and feeble is a mindset, let me in
It’s frankly disgusting that it’s illegal to be an accessory/accomplice. It should never be a crime to be supportive of a friend
As an economist, I know the best system is where precisely 12 people have all the money and let it sit idle in offshore accounts
Commenting “this aged poorly” on my friend’s wedding anniversary posts from several years ago now that she’s getting divorced
Shame on you if you’re still replying “damn” to selfies. Take a creative writing class.
As the cedars outside my window
swayed with the gentle autumn breeze,
I gazed upon your digital image, madam,
And my bowl of spaghetti fell to the floor
As, nearly, did I…
Why are we forcing a single payer military plan on everyone? There should be a basic military that covers you, and if you want to bomb another country on top of that, you pay for it yourself. It’s about choice
If you’re just out of school and working at your first adult job you may be wondering, “Is this really all there is to life?” and the answer is no! There’s also back pain
1996: Why do they call the internet “the web”
20 years later, trapped & unable to leave: Oh
Amazing coincidence how the things I agree with are objectively true and the things I disagree with aren’t
[meeting at the headquarters of literally any app]
good morning everyone, let’s get started. the first and only item on our agenda is, how do we make this app worse
For years I’ve been needlessly struggling w/ not having enough money until an internet commenter changed my life by telling me to work hard
If you feel hopeless about the world and your place in it, I can recommend something. Turn off all electronic devices, close your eyes, and sit still for 5 minutes. It won’t help, but now you’re 5 minutes closer to being dead and not having to worry about it.
When a football player points to the sky after a touchdown he’s saying “That one’s for you, international space station”