I’d remove my mittens to text you back, baby
-Canadians flirting
My mind: Age is just a number!
My lower back: Lolololololol
Don’t date a Canadian woman unless you’re willing to plow her…..
Driveway when it snows
My dog will literally sneeze in my face, but if I dare sneeze in the same room as him, he looks at me like I’ve offended him and 4 generations of his ancestors