Why are the moths in this damn desert bigger than birds
Ah..makes sense now
YES I SAW THE TYPO; A Memoir
#SometimesForFun I update signs at work
I imagine the hardest part about being vegan is getting up before sunrise to milk all of those almonds.
Oh, you climbed Mt. Everest?
Well, I live with 4 teenagers and ALL the laundry in the house is clean AND folded.
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Just saw a fully functional phone booth with an intact yellow pages; so, yeah, I know a thing or two about time travel.