Shah Jahan built the Taj Mahal as a tribute to his wife but sure, the book shelf looks great.
Whoever said you can’t hurry love, never had kids knocking on the bedroom door.
Make bowling your first date. If he rents small shoes and jams his fingers in the wrong holes don’t bother with a second.
Wearing pigtails to relive my youth and scare men when I turn around.
Water towers were invented so angst ridden teenagers had something to climb in 80s movies.
Given that our animals have pockets I think we can agree that Australia is more evolved than the rest of the world.
Saw a video for vegan cauliflower icecream on fb and heard the four horsemen of the apocalypse thunder overhead.
Who told cauliflower it can be anything it wants?
Goldfish: did you remember to take out the garbage?
Elephant: [rolls eyes]
Goldfish: did you remember to take out the garbage?
In Australia we say tuna not tuna fish because tuna cow and tuna chicken are not readily available here.
Him:When do you get off?
Me: Usually once you go to sleep
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me: Oh you mean work? 6 o’clock Hun, see you then.
Food that tastes nothing like its name:
egg roll
pineapple
hamster
“I refuse to be part of an apartheid system that reveres whiteness and segregates those of colour”
“Just do the damn laundry”
Please don’t tell my kids they haven’t got a pet chameleon.
Pandas, skunks and zebras are the oldest species on Earth, dating back to long before colour was invented.