@JMFnSparks

If I ever have a son, I’m going to name him Sparta, that way I can introduce him as “This is SPARTA!!!”

@JMFnSparks

Dear men,

I can make your girl scream louder than you can ever make her!

Love,
Spiders

@JMFnSparks

The best part about having a homeless girlfriend is after our date I can drop her off wherever I want