I like restaurants because the people have to be nice and feed you.
Men simply like to adjust their junk,
it’s not pocket science.
I hope the people that monitor my sleep study tonight like watching a man scratch his taint.
Keep your friend’s toast, but keep your enemy’s toaster.
What kind of paperwork do I need to fill out to get a permit to set my children free in the wild?
Mario and Luigi fight to the death, in “The Plunger Games”.
If you are cornered by raccoons in the wild then place your thumb and index finger tips together- make a bandit mask. They will accept you.
Starbucks puts the fee in coffee