@JT_IV_

I like restaurants because the people have to be nice and feed you.

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Men simply like to adjust their junk,
it’s not pocket science.

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I hope the people that monitor my sleep study tonight like watching a man scratch his taint.

@JT_IV_

Keep your friend’s toast, but keep your enemy’s toaster.

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What kind of paperwork do I need to fill out to get a permit to set my children free in the wild?

@JT_IV_

Mario and Luigi fight to the death, in “The Plunger Games”.

@JT_IV_

If you are cornered by raccoons in the wild then place your thumb and index finger tips together- make a bandit mask. They will accept you.