Just received an email saying: “Want to see Celine Dion live?”
My first thought was that it was a ransom demand.
Love will tear us apart. Also, bears, wolves and some other woodland creatures.
“Can you describe your self in two words?”
– Lazy.
First woman on Moon:
-Huston, we have a problem?
What?
-Never mind
What’s the problem?
-Nothing
Please tell us?
-You know what’s the problem