Untrue. I’ve already gotten gastro at several Sydney pubs.
I beg you to euthanise me
If you ban teenagers from social media who are our hardworking podcasters going to dm?
To whomever keeps trying to access my Microsoft Office account:
Bro, I don’t even wanna be in there.
Found a new worse version of saying “thanks, you too” to the hoyts worker who says “enjoy the movie” – hairdresser says “what do you do?” and i answer then say “what about you”
I saw a little field mouse while out on a 10k this evening. We regarded each other for a moment and I was struck by the sheer beauty of having an excuse to casually drop I logged a 10k this evening.
Sydney actually has a lot of cool bars it’s just that to find them you have to walk into random shops and lean on shit like a Scooby Doo character until you find the secret passage.
If you enjoy Vampire Weekend thank your Vampire Union
There should be a second ashes they play at night when all the players have had a few
There should be a thing in doubles tennis where a player can betray their team mate and join the other team so it’s 3 v 1 but if you lose, you’re eliminated as well and the 1 goes on alone.
I’ve accidentally set up push notifications for the BBC science magazine and it’s like being followed about by an inquisitive but annoying child
