Of course I can cook, what kind of cereal would you like
If my mother only knew the things I say on Twitter………. I’d be sitting in the corner with a bar of soap in my mouth and grounded.
Lawyers out there, if I see any of my Tweets being used on Comedy Central can I sue….. Oh you don’t think that will ever be an issue, okay
I used to have poor judgement before Twitter, now I have poorer judgment
Liar is such a harsh term, I prefer Politician
Just saw a rainbow………great now the sky is gay