It’s been a while since I’ve done online dating but where do you put your daily supplemental fiber intake on your profile
How I read news articles:
1. Read the headline
2. Go directly to the comment section
3. Have a meltdown
Ugh I hate being a celeb my fans are always asking me “when is your next rent check going to drop?” & “when can we expect you to pay us back for covering your rent last month?” It’s like respect my privacy please.
Guys if you are into a girl you have to be confident enough to look her right in the eye on her Facebook profile pic & press the Like button
When the DJ asks if we are ready to party I sometimes lie & say yes even though I really need like 10 min to get ready
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U & I and your hot friend Amber together.
I’m getting mixed signals from this girl first she is like “sorry I’m married” then it’s “leave me alone I’m married” I mean which is it
“I’m a very private person” – people who are on back to back reality shows
When texting a girl “will you marry me” what’s the best emoji to use?
People are so fake how can you love your newborn baby when you met it like 2 minutes ago and don’t know anything about it