He pasta way? Here today, gone tomato. You cannoli do so much before thyme is up. Never sausage a tragedy. Olive my thoughts are with you.
I accidently opened the fitness app and my phone immediately called to report itself stolen.
Boyfriend calls me Gluteal Myalgia because he thinks I’m too dumb to understand what it means.
Let’s see how he likes the name Microphallus
Britney is stranded on an island
Britney is starving
Britney forms tool out of rocks and sticks
Britney sees a fish
Excuse me, ma’am. Your car doesn’t make you invisible, but I am super impressed by how far you just got your finger up your nose.
Women freeze their eggs until they are ready to be a mom?
Can I freeze my two year old until I’m ready?
Asked my son what he wanted for dinner. He said cheese. A good mom doesn’t let her kid eat cheese for dinner.
This cheese is delicious.