@JenAshleyWright

Maybe you should trust the CDC on how to handle a pandemic over your cousin Matt who is banned from Denny’s for setting off firecrackers.

@JenAshleyWright

One thing that bothers me about vampire novels is that vampires are essentially just very old people. They should act like it.

I want to see a sexy vampire who looks like they’re in their 20’s go on a rant about Woodrow Wilson while chewing hard candies.

@JenAshleyWright

Wait. Why is it called ghosting? Ghosts stick around. THAT’S THEIR WHOLE DEAL.

@JenAshleyWright

Every time you get dressed remember that, if you die, that’s your ghost outfit forever.