Interviewer: “So, where do you see yourself in 5 years?”
Me: “My biggest weakness? Probably not listening properly.”
I’m not suggesting Cher is a nazi, but at no point during “If I Could Turn Back Time” does she mention killing Hitler.
It’s time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.
I like to dump Skittles in the toilet and then flush it ‘cuz it looks like a little tiny NASCAR race.
You’d better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovakia.