If you’re angry at somebody and subtweeting them and it’s not me please add “Not you Jim.” at the end. Thank you.
My forté is using words like forté with aplomb while using words like aplomb as though it were my forté.
I will not rest until I’ve finished this nap!
“All I ever wanted to do is make a difference.” – Subtraction Man
It’s raining men because the aliens are returning the abductees in the most compelling way possible.
People who say “in and of itself” are responsible for most of the trouble in the world.
Nope. Not gonna follow anyone whose name is upside down. I got enough problems.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and fall off obviously.
Just because you have boobs doesn’t mean you’re better than I am. Unless you’re a woman.