I’ve been introducing myself as Jim The Chosen One ever since I was named milk monitor in grade 6.
Today’s workout. 7 x 4 min intervals, 90 min walk. Participated in polar bear swim. Banned from the zoo.
Squirrels don’t hibernate in the winter they just get angry.
“Open the pod bay doors, Hal.”
“I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
“What’s the problem?”
“l think you know what the problem is just as well as l do.”
“Squirrels in the plasma propulsion system?”
“Again.”
“Dammit.”
I am not emotionally unavailable I’m trying to get my new scissors out of the package.
“About this postcard ‘Having a wonderful time wish you were here.’ Why didn’t you want me to come with you in the first place?”
“Then I would have had to reword it.”
A pleasant day enough to misarrange slightly some words.
What I like about the world of Star Trek is it’s legal for any two thrusters to be engaged.
This day in history. 1634. The Irish House of Commons passed An Act for the Punishment for the Vice of Buggery, prodded so to speak to do so by Anglican bishop John Atherton who was later the first to be hanged for the crime.
Squirrel Thoughts
They’re just poppy seeds Kevin I don’t need an intervention.
Three more pension cheques and I’ll have my student loan paid off.
If you say safety in Numbers you haven’t read Numbers.
The c in scent is quiet today. Too quiet.
Yes liquor stores are essential businesses, today it was essential that I get port to go with my cigars.
“I miss my label mates.”
“You’re a recording artist?”
“We collect beer labels let me show you my albums.”