No I can’t go questing today my squire has midterms.
I live in a high crime neighbourhood if you count downloading gardening shows illegally.
A pronoun referring to a specific thing previously mentioned, known, or understood.
That.
People who ignore me just haven’t learned to make the best of a bad situation.
In my day children didn’t ask “What fresh hell is this?” while browsing through a rack of cardigans.
“ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME OR NOT?”
“What are my choices again?”
Science in 140. Carbon. A nonmetallic, tetravalent element which forms the basis of all known life, the result of unprotected carbon dating.
A family that plays together cheats.
Truthful Tuesday. I don’t understand string theory or open faced sandwiches.
YOU KIDS GET OFF MY MOAT.
Great books in 140. The Great Gatsby. In 1922 a mysterious millionaire is obsessed with a now married former girlfriend and has to be shot.
Bylaws shmylaws I’m digging a moat.
The squirrels are quiet today. Too quiet.
“You wastrel” I scream after pausing to look up bad person in my thesaurus.
Why do I keep seeing ads for yaks on my screen when I bought mine months ago?