My aesthetician asked me to stop calling it a “crisis at the border” when I make a bikini wax appointment
The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like no, I’m not helping
Rich people don’t buy lottery tickets, what does that tell you about lottery tickets?
Ok so why don’t we just invent a word that DOES rhyme with orange?? Orange has had too much power for too long