Urgency is realizing you had Taco Bell last night and you are on the interstate, next exit is 75 miles away…
Deviled eggs is what happens when the wrong person gets you pregnant…
I love getting phone calls telling me I won a prize for a contest I didn’t enter 馃檮
I would offer to wisk you away on a forbidden, sin filled vacation, but I just paid for an airport mixed drink instead…
It is all a lie. Folding laundry does NOT get you laid. I do mine all the time and yet there is not a knock at my door…