When you’re anti-social, knowing you’re not alone is both comforting and disconcerting.
When it comes to cleaning, there’s no time like the future.
My second child was so overdue, when we left the hospital we dropped her off at kindergaten.
Him: You can’t give the cat treats right after he tripped me on the stairs. He’ll think it’s a reward.
Me: It is.
I’ve spent 8 hours cleaning my house!! Keep in mind that this is over a period of 25 years, but still.
I would like to give a big shout out to the one person in my life who doesn’t accuse me of being insane. So, thank you, to the little old lady who lives in my hair.
I found a YouTube video demonstrating a 5 minute speed clean. It was 25 minutes long.
I dream of writing a fat woman’s cookbook. I’ll call it, “50 Shades of Gravy.”
I have interests besides avoiding housework. In fact, I have a long list of things I’m interested in avoiding.
Him: When I told you the chicken was good, I lied.
Me: That’s okay. I lied when I said it was chicken.