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@Just__J0 : This Halloween I'm going as a pissy woman who eats all the good candy and doesn't answer the door after 8pm.
@Just__J0: My kidneys: WE NEED WATER!!
My bladder: Don't listen to them.
@Just__J0: Christmas Warning:
Every guy dressed in red that asks you what you want while you sit on his lap, is not Santa.
@Just__J0: Table for one, please.
Ma'am, your family is right behind you.
@Just__J0: I got my DNA results back and found out I’m 15% “Other” and now I’m ready for the mothership to come and take me home.
@Just__J0: I’ve had to repeat everything I’ve said to Alexa today like we’re married.
@Just__J0: There's no such thing as a five second rule if you're putting it on someone else's plate.
@Just__J0: "I'll never understand why people can't sleep with a closet door open" I say while making sure my feet don't hang over the side of the bed.
@Just__J0: Whoever said 'carbs are not your friend' does not understand how friendship works.
@Just__J0: Day 3 of my thirty minute DIY project