@KKAlThani

I have two feelings in Ramadan, it’s either “I’m hungry” or “I shouldn’t have eaten this much”

@KKAlThani

I can relate to people who say they need to rest so they can recover after a tough workout. I feel exactly the same after a heavy meal.

@KKAlThani

Kids are fun to be around. Then they start kicking, screaming, drooling, crying, fighting and then you’re just grateful they’re not yours.

@KKAlThani

Kim and Kanye are now planning to have their wedding in Egypt. See Egyptians, things could always be worse.

@KKAlThani

Hello is this NASA? Ya what will happen if the sun decided to come out at night? Is it still called night or morning? Hello?

@KKAlThani

I make the stupidest excuses just to skip the gym.
*burns tongue while drinking coffee*
“Oh no! I really wanted to go to the gym today!”

@KKAlThani

Autocorrect just changed “what are your plans” to “plants”. Yes autocorrect, I’m curious if they’re growing roses or sunflowers?

@KKAlThani

If you love something, set a cheese trap. If you catch it, it’s a mouse. Why are you in love with a mouse?