I have two feelings in Ramadan, it’s either “I’m hungry” or “I shouldn’t have eaten this much”
I can relate to people who say they need to rest so they can recover after a tough workout. I feel exactly the same after a heavy meal.
Kids are fun to be around. Then they start kicking, screaming, drooling, crying, fighting and then you’re just grateful they’re not yours.
Have Egyptians tried unplugging and plugging Egypt?
Kim and Kanye are now planning to have their wedding in Egypt. See Egyptians, things could always be worse.
I over-think, therefore I ruin everything
Hello is this NASA? Ya what will happen if the sun decided to come out at night? Is it still called night or morning? Hello?
I make the stupidest excuses just to skip the gym.
*burns tongue while drinking coffee*
“Oh no! I really wanted to go to the gym today!”
Autocorrect just changed “what are your plans” to “plants”. Yes autocorrect, I’m curious if they’re growing roses or sunflowers?
If you love something, set a cheese trap. If you catch it, it’s a mouse. Why are you in love with a mouse?