Everyone needs a plan B?
I’m already on plan M
Just walked up to a white van in the parking lot and it literally sped away.
*Blindfolds myself
*Rage eats candy
Stop fingering it and put it in your mouth is not the best choice of words when speaking to your teenager about her dinner..
I know this now
“To each their own”
Translation ~ one of us is right, and well… the other one is you.
Hell hath no fury like a pizza pocket that hasn’t had proper cooling time.
Just choked on a apple…
Bet a brownie wouldn’t have done that..