@KPsych29

“Hey, the sky is pitch black tonight.”-You, counting your lucky stars.

@KPsych29

I always wear black. That way I’m ready, at any given moment, for an impromptu night out or your funeral, whatever.

@KPsych29

My eyes physically can’t roll any higher up into my skull to show you how annoying you are.

@KPsych29

Anything u say can & will be used against u, in an argument, 10 months from now, because I’m a woman. And, we never forget. Anything. Ever.

@KPsych29

I stopped fighting my inner demons; We’re totes BFFs now.