Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
馃懡Hey aliens, Since you鈥檙e in the area can you please come get me? I鈥檝e got Coca-Cola and chicken!
My soul is possessed by fried chicken.
I鈥檓 pretty like a car crash.
Don’t be alarmed when you’re knocking on the Gates of hell and the devil doesn’t answer….He is dealing with me.