@Kateness8

Follow your dreams
Eat that cake
Skip the ads
Cut your own hair
Dye it too
Go on the run
Dance in moonlight
Hold your loved one close
Closer
Steal their soul
Offer it to Cthulhu
Write a children’s book
Illustrate it too
Love yourself
Imagine

@Kateness8

being my friend involves faking enthusiasm whenever I say “look how long my hair is getting”

@Kateness8

I’ll make sure my house is clean when you first come over to visit

But after that I don’t care because you’ve seen it clean once

@Kateness8

If you ghost me, I assume one of two things happened

1: you fell in love with me really quickly and overwhelmingly and you couldn’t handle it and knew I would ruin your life forever because of how amazing I am

2: you died

@Kateness8

I’m the kind of friend that will send you a fake emergency text to get you out of a bad date

But also the kind of friend that will make it say:

“Grandma is in the hospital. She fell off her skateboard again”

@Kateness8

my mom: fix this for me

also my mom: no, not like that

still my mom: it’s not working

mom: wait it is now

@Kateness8

Gonna start saying “that’s what they want you to believe” whenever anyone disagrees with me

@Kateness8

I don’t steal the blankets. Gravity is just heavier on my side of the bed

@Kateness8

If I’m at your house and you’ve got a grocery list on the fridge, I’m adding stuff to it and not telling you