how to beat an egg:
– literally pick any game you want, they dont even have hands
*swims up to girl in pool* so do you.. actually this is quite deep jesus *just disappears*
*gives you dictionary for your birthday*
wow.. i don’t know what to say
“that’s why i bought it for you”
honey, i think the milk’s gone bad
“i only bought it yesterday”
yeah well, look at this..
*milk is running a meth lab in the fridge*
It’s so cute how all the free sandwiches in the fridge at work have little names.