Stop bragging about your workout pics. Do you see me post every box of donuts I eat.
Vodka is the quickest way to teleport. You just have to be prepared to wake up naked to an unknown location with another teleporter.
Relationship status: the doorbell rings, my heart is pounding, it’s the pizza delivery guy. Three-cheese, double toppings, thick crust.
Apparently “naked” is not the answer when someone mad at you asked, how do you sleep at night?