If I ran a swamp tour in Florida there’d be a lot of people that wouldn’t make it back to the boat launch.
I’ve been reading your Oscar tweets, and America should not vote on things as a general rule going forward.
A woman was arrested when her boyfriend’s body was found in a freezer in their living room. Who the hell puts a freezer in the living room?
Ended a relationship today. Don’t worry, it wasn’t mine.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s your common sense leaving your body.
The fact that folks get so riled up over nudity but aren’t upset that anybody could be carrying a gun makes me want to shoot people.