These hair growth vitamins are sure making my mustache fill in nicely.
My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.
“Everything in moderation,” I whisper as I pour my 8th cup of coffee.
Giving the guy at the park with a machete a wide berth.
I was shopping the Netherlands Amazon site and the shopping cart is called the “winklewagen” and now I can’t stop thinking about that.
Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.
*Orders something on Amazon because I need a box*