One of my kid’s friends was talking about how he told his dad about a cool new group called Bon Jovi
No you didn’t, 9 year old lol
I love kids…But stop making me hold your baby. Why are you letting people touch your new born?!?
I don’t let people touch my new iPhone
My family said if I don’t get a Facebook, they’d all get a Twitter
I sacrificed myself for all of twitter kind
I’m the Jesus of social media
If I were Noah, I’d be grabbing two of every bottle of alcohol
Any time someone says “have you seen that YouTube video?”
I always say yes……… Because otherwise they make you watch it on their phone