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Everyone’s got that one neighbor they’d love..

To shoot for mowing his damn grass at 7 AM.

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Baby Yoda ends up in the nativity scene ONE time and I’m no longer in charge

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Pro tip: being patient will get you out of raking leaves. One of these days will be windy and they will blow into your neighbors yard.

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I decided to beat Black Friday and start my Christmas shopping early.

*Runs Amazon van off the road

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Pro tip: if you show up nude to the Zoom meeting, you don’t have to do anymore zoom meetings.

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I woke up and did 75 crunches.

Cap’n Crunches, but still.

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If there’s anything Urban Dictionary has taught me it’s that I shouldn’t be so curious at times.