ugh fine
…i guess since i’m a
pisces i’ll marry aquaman
met a guy in the produce section, but once i saw his super healthy cart i said Kale No
My safe word is extra cheese
…in queso emergency.
Food puns are my love language
…what, they make me corny.
I’ve gained so much weight during this time off, my dating profile just matched me with a refrigerator.
My hot pink mouth is wide open for you, sugar.
Donut: ….