Spiraling into madness while watching the slow texter’s dots bounce
I never see my neighbors. Unless I’m walking through the kitchen pulling my bra through my sleeve, glance out the window, and then it’s all like heyyyy
My dog turns sleeping on the edge of the bed into an extreme sport
If you feel yourself getting bored because you’ve spent too much of your day in bed, just roll to the other side. It’s like a fresh start
Watching your childhood favorites as an adult really makes you wonder, “What the hell were my parents thinking?”
I just dropped my pen on the public restroom floor.
I’ll miss that pen.
My husband just walked in, told the dog how cute he is, and how much he loves him. Held his face in his hands, stared into his eyes, and gave him forehead kisses. Then left the room.
I’m sitting right next to the dog.