If the doctor doesn’t know and just refers you to another doctor, they should refund you.
My whole life is like that 2 seconds before you sneeze
Confusing my grandchildren by filling the Easter eggs with chicken nuggets
Brand new white Adidas completely ruined by 6 steps into the dog park gate.
Ice cream cones are for when you would rather eat the bowl than wash it.
3 eggs may not feed my family, but I found 2 boxes of cake mix and Mama ’bout to turn water into wine.
Pinterest could’ve been an amazing dating site. If the project ideas came with men to do them, there wouldn’t be a single cat lady left.
Technically… It’s only illegal when you get arrested.
If you love someone, poison them a little bit each day. If they don’t suspect you at all, they might be the ONE.