facebook users be like “my page is NOT a safe space!” yeah of course it isn’t you just tagged 43 people in a post that very clearly leads to a phishing site
The conversation w customer service has essentially been
“Hey yall said i violated the terms of service but i genuinely dont know what i did”
“You violated the terms of service :)”
“Aight but whatd i do”
“You violated the terms of service :)”
“Elaborate tho??”
*crickets*
i could never be president. im overqualified.
Me: “daft punk broke up”
My gf: “i didnt know they were dating”
Starting a band called “Get Off The Stage” so I can pretend everybody’s cheering me on
Alternate universe where all appearances of the word “lil” in rappers names have to be replaced with the word “teensy weensy”
Date: “so, tell me a bit about yourself”
Me: “NICE TRY, FEDS”