Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.
A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%
Not to brag but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!
I don’t like people driving fast… that’s the reason why I overtake them.
My mind thinks I’m 6, and my heart thinks I’m 22, but my body knows we’ve died and reached hell.
I’m spirituality evolved, but I also want to slap people.
If you’re having second thoughts….
you’re ahead of most people.
There are two types of people in the world, those who are sure they locked the main door and those who are sure they didn’t, and they’re married to eachother.
Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are!
If you want people to stop talking,
pull out a stop watch, start it and keep staring at it.
The retirement age needs to be lowered to 50. I’ve had enough!
Shout out to God for giving me the strength to walk away from stupid people without slapping them.
A dating app for angry people- Grumble