I’ve slept with enough babysitters to know how to raise a kid thanks mom
WHAT DO WE WANT?
RACE CAR NOISES!!!
WHEN DO WE WANT THEM??
You can only regret what you remember.
Me: you’re like heroin.
Her: Why? Because you’re addicted to me?
Me: No, because you’re ruining my life.
Me: Hey Mr. DJ, do you take requests?
M: Excellent, can you turn it down a bit.
If I wanted to drink my lunch I would go to a bar.
“HI DO YOU WANT TO DRESS UP NICE SO WE CAN QUEUE OUTSIDE A CLUB & GET INSIDE & QUEUE UP TO BUY A DRINK & THEN QUEUE UP TO GO TO THE TOILET?”
I’m really worried Justin Timberlake is going to have me naked by the end of this song.