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@Lerky : I've slept with enough babysitters to know how to raise a kid thanks mom
@Lerky: WHAT DO WE WANT?
RACE CAR NOISES!!!
WHEN DO WE WANT THEM??
@Lerky: You can only regret what you remember.
@Lerky: Me: you're like heroin.
Her: Why? Because you're addicted to me?
Me: No, because you're ruining my life.
@Lerky: Me: Hey Mr. DJ, do you take requests?
M: Excellent, can you turn it down a bit.
@Lerky: Seriously, soup?
If I wanted to drink my lunch I would go to a bar.
@Lerky: "HI DO YOU WANT TO DRESS UP NICE SO WE CAN QUEUE OUTSIDE A CLUB & GET INSIDE & QUEUE UP TO BUY A DRINK & THEN QUEUE UP TO GO TO THE TOILET?"
@Lerky: I'm really worried Justin Timberlake is going to have me naked by the end of this song.