@Lexi__Alexandra

“Tell me why I shouldn’t report you to HR?” The doctor yelled at me when I used the defibrillator wrong. “I don’t work here” I yelled back.

@Lexi__Alexandra

My doctor said i shouldn’t just binge drink all weekend. I tried taking his advice but can’t drink a bottle of Jack Daniels every day.

@Lexi__Alexandra

A recent study shows 50% of people think that people who can’t spell are idiots .. The other 50% said “that’s ridiclious!”