“I make everything sad, but I’ll class your shit up.” – Violins
If I ever go to prison I will immediately go up to the biggest person and tickle them.
Woah! I can move stuff with my mind. Like, my legs.
Sharks are so misunderstood. They ONLY eat people’s legs because they want you to transform into a mermaid and be friends with them.
If you want to look mysterious I would suggest painting your cornea with a sharpie. Always works for me.