Today I did a task I have been dreading for about a month, it took 30 minutes and it was fine.
…. I have learned nothing.
Going home on lunch breaks is great till you realize that means you have to go to work twice
Adopt your boss.
They can’t tell you what to do if they’re grounded.
I go to the same coffee shop twice every morning, 1st with my dogs, right out of bed, second on my way to work after I have brushed my hair and put on makeup.
I’m fairly certain thr barista thinks I’m 2 different people.
All great love* stories** start with 2 people meeting.
Murder* documentaries**
If I can’t msg you after years of no contact asking if you want some human teeth just block me now.
With every wisdom tooth lost, your mouth gets a little stupider.
Toaster: Things are getting hot…. real hot, I’m getting close.
Me:
Toaster: Ahhhhhh!!!! I popped…
Me: I don’t think I really want that waffle anymore.
One of my dogs was puking, i got up to deal with it and the other dog stole part of my dinner. This was not random. This was a planned event.