Her: If someone gave you five dollars would y-
*walks into Forever 21*
*gets pulled aside*
Umm, we don’t really mean FOREVER.
A kickboxing class where you hit the bag with a baseball bat because I may have mild to moderate anger issues.
Fixing my grandma’s computer and I see that her search history is about seven various spellings of the name of the last guy I dated.
Ha, I told my brother that carbon had seven protons and he believed me. He was mean to me when we were kids.
M: Um, you just spelled “qwerty” as “querty”.
M: Look at the keyboard.
M: [Breaking fourth wall look to camera]
I’m in awe of people who can pronounce camaraderie correctly the first, second or tenth time.
Go ahead, criticize my overprotective parenting but no gorillas were shot on my watch.
Hacker 1: She wrote her password recovery questions.
H1: “Fav Law of Thermodynamics?” There’s more than one?
H2: F this. Who’s next?
[Checking in at Comic Con]
Attendant: How long did you spend on your cosplay?
Me: Seven months
A: *Hands me a badge marked “Casual”*