@Loli_Sug: Never kick a porcupine wearing flip flops. Cause they're obviously on vacation and why ruin their holiday?
@Loli_Sug: Schools should teach kids how to balance a checkbook & basic car maintenance & how to hide a drinking problem. Regular life stuff ya know.
@Loli_Sug: They should make engagement ring boxes that whisper "Dont do it" when you open them.
@Loli_Sug: When I'm horny, I stroll into rooms on all fours, with my ass shaking up in the air, meowing incessantly until someone throws a shoe at me.
@Loli_Sug: Me: k well my phones gonna die so I'll ttyl
Mom: But ur office is a landline?
Me: oh...so it is....K well the building is on fire, sooo ttyl