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@Lord_Voldemort7 : Q: Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road? A: So you'll never know which side he's on.
@Lord_Voldemort7: Who names hurricanes? Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?
@Lord_Voldemort7: Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends should band together to create a compilation album entitled "Maybe it's not us, it's you..."