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Page of LordofScribble's best tweets

@LordofScribble : As founder and CEO of YOLO Guaranteed, my first product launch will be fishnet parachutes.

@LordofScribble: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Slap a man with the same fish and the video will go viral in under 48 hours. #Truth